I'm an Atheistic Satanist, which, to some people, is really fucking scary and weird. I rarely talk about it and, since it's basically just Atheism, I don't really do anything to practice it except indulge in a little well-deserved sin (eg. Ice cream, pre-marital sex, music/films with fuckin' dirty words, GLBT activism). Sometimes I do feel the need to show my pride in my 'religion' of choice and one of those times came around recently when I found some black nail polish and a red nail polish pen. I painted my nails black and drew some Satanic symbols on them - quite expertly, if I do say so myself.
So, I went out into the world: a widdershins cross on each index finger, a Baphomet on each thumb, and an Ankh on my pinky. I honestly hoped that they would go unnoticed but my mother, who was the first person I ran into that day, noticed them right away. Mum is a devout Christian who holds Bible study groups every Monday evening in her home, which is across the street from mine. I don't attend, of course, but I do end up being her resident Bible expert when she has a question about something. I was a Fundamentalist Christian for nearly a decade and know the Bible pretty well. So when she pointed out how much she *liked* my nails, I was surprised. I was pretty sure that her church would have delved into Satanic cults and their ilk but apparently she was either absent that day or just didn't understand what she was seeing. She complimented me, asked how I did it, I laughed nervously and we moved on with life.
A few days later, just as the paint was beginning to chip, I admitted myself to the mental hospital. Now don't jump to conclusions: I was in the middle of a medication change and needed a little extra help to deal with that on top of some unrelated family drama. I became overwhelmed to the point of calling the police on myself and having them escort me safely to my hospital of choice. I know my limits and had enough wits about me to know when it was time to leave the scene for a while. But back to the nail polish:
The nurse who admitted me was terribly compassionate and, as she was interviewing me, she commented on how much she loved my nail designs. I could tell she was genuinely impressed and not just patronising me. I told her where I got the pen that I'd used and she made a little note about it for herself. After the interview, I went back to my room and read the hospital handbook. Why the fuck not? I was bored to death. There was a dress code, apparently: No mid-drift bearing clothing and no Satanic symbols. My room mate was out using the phone so I laughed out loud. The nurse had been Christian too, or at least chose to wear a cross around her neck. I shouldn't have been surprised that she had no idea whatsoever about my nail designs but I really thought that any social group that was vehemently opposed to Satan would at least recognise his calling card.
My room mate in the hospital also noticed my nails and thought they were nice. She was a very devout Mormon and, at one point, I walked in on her while her priest, who had come to visit, prayed over her. Then he asked to pray over me. Since I don't believe in a divine overlord, I consented and it seemed to cheer her up (she was in for severe depression). After he left, she lamented about how The Book of Mormon had been taken away from her as contraband but that she was allowed to keep her Bible. How unsettling. I may not share her views but, in my mind, I felt that she had the right to have whatever comfort that her religious texts might bring. I mean, if they had confiscated my Neil Gaiman books, I'd be pretty distraught too. I encouraged her to request her book back and she eventually won the day. Her mood improved a great deal after that.
My adventure at the hospital ended on my own terms, mainly because I couldn't take any more of my assigned doctors nonsense about how addicted to Xanax he thought I was. My father is an addict: I know addiction when I see it and so does everyone involved in my life. Not a single one of them has accused me of addiction. In fact, they accuse me of not taking my Xanax *enough* because, when I'm climbing the walls in a panic, all anyone wants me to do is calm the fuck down at any cost.
So I came home, wiped the nail polish off my fingers, and wondered why there was even a restriction on Satanic material at the hospital in the first place. It really felt like an unfair prejudgement on their part. Then again, nobody said that life is ever going to be fair.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Taking On The Library in 6 Inch Heels
Yesterday I got a wild idea: Yes, I went to my Local Library. I know, it was crazy! I'd been feeling the need to go ever since my mother caught me coming home from Borders with an armful of books and chastised me for not borrowing them from the library. Fine. I'll go to the fucking library, mom. Jesus Christ.
Of course, as all mothers know, you have to tell your kids to do something fifty times before they actually fucking do it. Borders was closing their doors forever and having a HUGE sale so I came home with yet another armful of books, which earned me a glare from my surely well-meaning mother. Of course, the glare could have been because one of the books had the word 'SATAN' in big bold letters on the side and she's a devout fundamentalist Christian... But there's really no need to jump to conclusions about that. It was more likely that she was thinking "You could have learned about Satan at the library". To which I would have replied, "No, I could learn about Satan by sacrificing chickens in my back yard." I'm pretty sure I'd have been dragged kicking and screaming to church for a remark like that, though.
So what made me change my evil book-buying ways and seek out the library? Well, there's this horrible entity called Money. I don't have a whole lot of it anymore and, since the porn industry is so grossly overpopulated, I probably won't have any significant amount of it for a long while. So I caved. I have read all of my books, many of them more than two or three times, and needed some new material that wasn't puked out by some fourteen year old on fanfiction.net.
Woefully, I got in my car and drove to my Local Library. The parking lot was at the bottom of a hill and I, having just come back from lunch with my uncle and his boyfriend (who I am constantly trying to impress), was wearing the sexiest boots in existence. Unfortunately, they also had 6 inch heels, which made walking up the hill like a death march on stilts. When I arrived at the door, wheezing like an 80 year old smoker, I kicked the button that opens the door for the handicapped... who somehow would have managed to wheel themselves up that godforsaken hill.
Once inside the library, I realised that I hadn't set foot in one since middle school. I had no fucking idea where to begin. Something about the Dewey Decimal system came to mind but it just angered and confused me. Instead, using the power of common sense, I found a computer terminal that let me search for the books I was interested in. I'm a big Neil Gaiman fan so I wanted to read The Graveyard Book again, which I had borrowed from a friend some time ago. Many books came up under his name but all of them were at different library branches and I would have to order them. Well, fuck that biz. I took to browsing the shelves instead.
I wandered into the Science Fiction section and noticed that the Left Behind book series (you know, the ones about the Biblical Apocalypse and how the billions of Non-Christian people get 'Left Behind' to deal with the Anti-Christ? Those.) was sitting there in it's entirety and looking pretty new. I had read the first four of these books before I realised that they were terrible and returned them to the nice old woman who lent them to me. There were also some dog-eared copies of Dean Koontz and Terry Pratchet novels and a bunch of shit I'd never heard of. Then I ran into a little rolling stool that, I suppose, was for people who weren't wearing impossible heels to use to get to the top shelf.
I wandered around aimlessly for a few minutes before giving up and considering just venturing down to the kids section of the building... which was located at the bottom of a flight of stairs... and I was wearing crazy heels. I was pretty sure I wasn't going to find anything worth that kind of, probably literal, trip so I quietly made my way to the exit: Quiet Exit made possible by the mercifully carpeted floors.
I loitered in the foyer of the building for a few minutes, looking at bulletins local businesses had posted. Several of them were for daycare centers. Next to the bulletins was an ominous looking little closet of a room that was dimly lit and had a make-shift sign on it that said "Book Sale". Naturally, I wandered in. When I wandered out again thirty minutes later, my pocket book was $7 lighter and I had 7 battered hard-back books clumsily stacked in a grocery bag. Unintentionally, my trip had turned it to a giant "fuck you" to my mom.
I came home and dragged the books out of my car. It's not that they were heavy, they were just terrifically bulky. My dog greeted me at the door and tried to convince me to let her eat the books with a show of gestures and longing, wide-eyed looks at the plastic grocery bag. I told her she was more then welcome to try (she's a tiny eleven year old Shih Tzu) and laid them out in front of her. She sniffed them, looked up at me, and cried mournfully. I gave her a cookie and let her out back.
Later on that day, I took my mother to the airport to recover a missing bag she'd lost on a recent trip. She, like always, asked me what I'd been up to that day. I told her I'd been to the library and that it was very nice. She was super excited:
"Did you borrow any books?" She looked like she was going to burst.
"No, they didn't have anything I wanted. I actually ended up buying a stack of books from the used book sale that they were having."
She was quiet for a moment before leaning back in her seat and asking "Do they always have a book sale?"
I was pretty sure that they did. The dark little closet looked pretty permanent. I think I will go back there again in a few weeks. I love old books and I really love not having a library card.
Of course, as all mothers know, you have to tell your kids to do something fifty times before they actually fucking do it. Borders was closing their doors forever and having a HUGE sale so I came home with yet another armful of books, which earned me a glare from my surely well-meaning mother. Of course, the glare could have been because one of the books had the word 'SATAN' in big bold letters on the side and she's a devout fundamentalist Christian... But there's really no need to jump to conclusions about that. It was more likely that she was thinking "You could have learned about Satan at the library". To which I would have replied, "No, I could learn about Satan by sacrificing chickens in my back yard." I'm pretty sure I'd have been dragged kicking and screaming to church for a remark like that, though.
So what made me change my evil book-buying ways and seek out the library? Well, there's this horrible entity called Money. I don't have a whole lot of it anymore and, since the porn industry is so grossly overpopulated, I probably won't have any significant amount of it for a long while. So I caved. I have read all of my books, many of them more than two or three times, and needed some new material that wasn't puked out by some fourteen year old on fanfiction.net.
Woefully, I got in my car and drove to my Local Library. The parking lot was at the bottom of a hill and I, having just come back from lunch with my uncle and his boyfriend (who I am constantly trying to impress), was wearing the sexiest boots in existence. Unfortunately, they also had 6 inch heels, which made walking up the hill like a death march on stilts. When I arrived at the door, wheezing like an 80 year old smoker, I kicked the button that opens the door for the handicapped... who somehow would have managed to wheel themselves up that godforsaken hill.
Once inside the library, I realised that I hadn't set foot in one since middle school. I had no fucking idea where to begin. Something about the Dewey Decimal system came to mind but it just angered and confused me. Instead, using the power of common sense, I found a computer terminal that let me search for the books I was interested in. I'm a big Neil Gaiman fan so I wanted to read The Graveyard Book again, which I had borrowed from a friend some time ago. Many books came up under his name but all of them were at different library branches and I would have to order them. Well, fuck that biz. I took to browsing the shelves instead.
I wandered into the Science Fiction section and noticed that the Left Behind book series (you know, the ones about the Biblical Apocalypse and how the billions of Non-Christian people get 'Left Behind' to deal with the Anti-Christ? Those.) was sitting there in it's entirety and looking pretty new. I had read the first four of these books before I realised that they were terrible and returned them to the nice old woman who lent them to me. There were also some dog-eared copies of Dean Koontz and Terry Pratchet novels and a bunch of shit I'd never heard of. Then I ran into a little rolling stool that, I suppose, was for people who weren't wearing impossible heels to use to get to the top shelf.
I wandered around aimlessly for a few minutes before giving up and considering just venturing down to the kids section of the building... which was located at the bottom of a flight of stairs... and I was wearing crazy heels. I was pretty sure I wasn't going to find anything worth that kind of, probably literal, trip so I quietly made my way to the exit: Quiet Exit made possible by the mercifully carpeted floors.
I loitered in the foyer of the building for a few minutes, looking at bulletins local businesses had posted. Several of them were for daycare centers. Next to the bulletins was an ominous looking little closet of a room that was dimly lit and had a make-shift sign on it that said "Book Sale". Naturally, I wandered in. When I wandered out again thirty minutes later, my pocket book was $7 lighter and I had 7 battered hard-back books clumsily stacked in a grocery bag. Unintentionally, my trip had turned it to a giant "fuck you" to my mom.
I came home and dragged the books out of my car. It's not that they were heavy, they were just terrifically bulky. My dog greeted me at the door and tried to convince me to let her eat the books with a show of gestures and longing, wide-eyed looks at the plastic grocery bag. I told her she was more then welcome to try (she's a tiny eleven year old Shih Tzu) and laid them out in front of her. She sniffed them, looked up at me, and cried mournfully. I gave her a cookie and let her out back.
Later on that day, I took my mother to the airport to recover a missing bag she'd lost on a recent trip. She, like always, asked me what I'd been up to that day. I told her I'd been to the library and that it was very nice. She was super excited:
"Did you borrow any books?" She looked like she was going to burst.
"No, they didn't have anything I wanted. I actually ended up buying a stack of books from the used book sale that they were having."
She was quiet for a moment before leaning back in her seat and asking "Do they always have a book sale?"
I was pretty sure that they did. The dark little closet looked pretty permanent. I think I will go back there again in a few weeks. I love old books and I really love not having a library card.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Jesus In Vegas: Takin' Care of Business
Have you heard of Grooveshark? Do you live under a rock with your face stuffed up something unpleasant? It's the Napster of streaming music and these are the songs that you need to go look up and listen to before your eardrums implode from not listening to amazing worldly music:
Cette Fille by Martial-- A smooth French rap that will get stuck in your head whether you speak the Language of Love or not.
Dull Life by Yeah Yeah Yeahs--- I love the transition from slow and haunting to an insistent urgency which culminates into a mesh of guitar and drums that makes me want to get up and start throwing expensive vases at ex-boyfriends.
dance, dance Christa Paffgen by Anberlin--- Anberlin writes songs that describe love in a way that makes it sound appealingly illicit.
Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla--- I'm a fan of the lead singer's smooth 90's-rock style voice. I also love that he refers to the concept of god as female.
Lights by Ellie Goulding--- There are several mixes of this haunting song and I love every one of them. Her vocal control is impressive and mixes well with her breathy undertones.
I Am Not A Robot (Clock Opera Mix) by Marina and the Diamonds--- This song will take you into space so sit back and choose your poison.
Hide and Seek (Wikked Remix)--- Furries in A Blender --- This is a high energy remix of Imogen Heap's famous song by the same name. It definitely adds 40 miles to the speed limit if you listen to it in your car.
Jacob's Ladder by Chumbawamba--- You remember these guys, right? Late 90's... Tubthumping... "I get knocked down but I get up again; Ya never gonna keep me down"? Yeah, if you hated that song, you should give this one a try. It's much much better.
Super Rad by The Aquabats--- "Applesauce applesauce applesauce!" This song just makes me laugh. If you hate Ska don't even bother lol
Young Blood by The Naked And Famous--- I'm not sure what the instrument is that is used throughout this song but it really sounds like a reverb laden harpsichord.
I'm always looking for new interesting music in any and every genre. I'll post more recommendations when I run across them.
Cette Fille by Martial-- A smooth French rap that will get stuck in your head whether you speak the Language of Love or not.
Dull Life by Yeah Yeah Yeahs--- I love the transition from slow and haunting to an insistent urgency which culminates into a mesh of guitar and drums that makes me want to get up and start throwing expensive vases at ex-boyfriends.
dance, dance Christa Paffgen by Anberlin--- Anberlin writes songs that describe love in a way that makes it sound appealingly illicit.
Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla--- I'm a fan of the lead singer's smooth 90's-rock style voice. I also love that he refers to the concept of god as female.
Lights by Ellie Goulding--- There are several mixes of this haunting song and I love every one of them. Her vocal control is impressive and mixes well with her breathy undertones.
I Am Not A Robot (Clock Opera Mix) by Marina and the Diamonds--- This song will take you into space so sit back and choose your poison.
Hide and Seek (Wikked Remix)--- Furries in A Blender --- This is a high energy remix of Imogen Heap's famous song by the same name. It definitely adds 40 miles to the speed limit if you listen to it in your car.
Jacob's Ladder by Chumbawamba--- You remember these guys, right? Late 90's... Tubthumping... "I get knocked down but I get up again; Ya never gonna keep me down"? Yeah, if you hated that song, you should give this one a try. It's much much better.
Super Rad by The Aquabats--- "Applesauce applesauce applesauce!" This song just makes me laugh. If you hate Ska don't even bother lol
Young Blood by The Naked And Famous--- I'm not sure what the instrument is that is used throughout this song but it really sounds like a reverb laden harpsichord.
I'm always looking for new interesting music in any and every genre. I'll post more recommendations when I run across them.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
How To Piss Me Off On Facebook
I just read a blog on defriending people and then had to defriend someone shortly after. I hardly EVER defriend people so here are some examples of how to get me to defriend you:
Case One
You McPantsface: There's a lockdown at my school cause someone mistook a camera man on the roof for a gunman!
You McPantsface: Haha They thought it was a shot gun.
Me: Thats awful. What an idiot. Shot guns can't be used for sniping.
You McPantsface: My thoughts exactly.
Random Guy: You know nothing about shot guns. I'm going to call you names until you know things about shot guns.
Random Other Guy: That guy knows.
You McPantsface: You tell her!
Me: I admit I was wrong because I thought of buckshot, not shells. Thanks for calling me names.
Random Other Guy: You're stupid. You've just been educated.
Random Guy: I hate your name.
/Defriend You McPantsface
It's not so much that he didn't stand up for me, it's that he agreed with me and then turned around and agreed with the trolls. Not mature. Not friend material. Bye.
Case Two
Dude Von Tool: "You can never be too rich or too thin."
Dude Von Tool: "It ain''t over till it''s over."
Dude Von Tool: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
/Defriend Dude Von Tool
Okay, yeah, quotes are fine sometimes. I like some of them. Sometimes I post them myself; everyone does at SOME point. But generic quotes all day all the time? No thoughts of your own? Really? Bye.
Case Three
J.C. Freak: Smile! God loves you today!
J.C Freak: God has a plan! I'm so happy that his plan will work for me, even if it's not right now! The Bible says so.
J.C. Freak: John 3:16, Numbers 2:15, Isaiah 7:8-12. Read them and feel good today!
J.C Freak: Today my mouse was eaten by a snake that somehow came in through the dog door. I am sad that he didn't go to heaven but I know that God has a plan for this. Praise the Lord!
Me: That's sad. I'm sorry about your mouse.
J.C. Freak: Thanks. God has a plan.
Kelly Kristian: AMEN! HE SHURE DOS! PRAIS GOD!
Me: So... he has a plan for what, exactly? To make the death of your mouse somehow help you? It looks like it helped that fuckin' snake...
Kelly Kristian: PRAIS THE LORD YOU NEED JESUS!
Me: Why are you yelling at me?
Kelly Kristian: I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU, PRAISE GOD
/Defriend J.C. Freak
There never has been and never will be intellignet conversation with this person. Lots of my friends are Christians and we can leave Christianity out of our relationship since I, you know, like Satan and all. They don't try to save me, I don't try to 'educate' them, everyone's happy. Bye.
Case Four
Boner El Stoner has invited you to Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner has answered an extremely personal and possibly inappropriate question about you!
Boner El Stoner needs your help gathering bat guano for his harvest in Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner is excited to inform you that his cow is having mutated twins in Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner has hired some whores in Ghetto Gangsta Trashville and needs a pimp!
Boner El Stoner has invited you to Sardine Aquarium Hell.
Boner El Stoner has ordered his serfs to strip naked and run through briars until they like it in Mideval Mound of Magical Malarky.
Boner El Stoner has invited you to kick chickens in Happy Farm Land.
/Defriend Boner El Stoner
What the fuck, dude? Fine, play the games. I waste my time on games too and it's fun, but if all you're going to do is invite me to games and NOTHING ELSE then there is nothing in this relationship worth preserving. Bye.
Case, Last
Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
Me: Thanks! <3
Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
Punk McCreeper: It's March. Where are the pics?
Me: Huh?
Punk McCreeper: The pics you said you'd take in March. The ones of your tits.
Me: Wait, what???
Punk McCreeper: Don't deny it, it's right here:
>Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
>Me: Thanks! <3
>Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
>Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
Me: wtf is wrong with you? I was fucking kidding. See the "LOLOL"?
Punk McCreeper: I'm just reminding you of what you said. Are you going back on it?
Me: Back on WHAT? I said nothing about giving YOU tit pics. Ever.
Punk McCreeper: Don't deny it, it's right here:
>Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
>Me: Thanks! <3
>Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
>Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
/Defriend Punk McCreeper
I like to post fun, provocative pictures of myself sometimes. It's FUN and I do it when I FEEL like it, not when you want me to. It's my body and I'll do what I want. You ain't entitled to shit. Bye.
I'm sure there are more things that will get me to defriend people, but it really takes a total jackass idiot to make me mad enough to not give them a second chance. So... don't be a jackass idiot lol
Case One
You McPantsface: There's a lockdown at my school cause someone mistook a camera man on the roof for a gunman!
You McPantsface: Haha They thought it was a shot gun.
Me: Thats awful. What an idiot. Shot guns can't be used for sniping.
You McPantsface: My thoughts exactly.
Random Guy: You know nothing about shot guns. I'm going to call you names until you know things about shot guns.
Random Other Guy: That guy knows.
You McPantsface: You tell her!
Me: I admit I was wrong because I thought of buckshot, not shells. Thanks for calling me names.
Random Other Guy: You're stupid. You've just been educated.
Random Guy: I hate your name.
/Defriend You McPantsface
It's not so much that he didn't stand up for me, it's that he agreed with me and then turned around and agreed with the trolls. Not mature. Not friend material. Bye.
Case Two
Dude Von Tool: "You can never be too rich or too thin."
Dude Von Tool: "It ain''t over till it''s over."
Dude Von Tool: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
/Defriend Dude Von Tool
Okay, yeah, quotes are fine sometimes. I like some of them. Sometimes I post them myself; everyone does at SOME point. But generic quotes all day all the time? No thoughts of your own? Really? Bye.
Case Three
J.C. Freak: Smile! God loves you today!
J.C Freak: God has a plan! I'm so happy that his plan will work for me, even if it's not right now! The Bible says so.
J.C. Freak: John 3:16, Numbers 2:15, Isaiah 7:8-12. Read them and feel good today!
J.C Freak: Today my mouse was eaten by a snake that somehow came in through the dog door. I am sad that he didn't go to heaven but I know that God has a plan for this. Praise the Lord!
Me: That's sad. I'm sorry about your mouse.
J.C. Freak: Thanks. God has a plan.
Kelly Kristian: AMEN! HE SHURE DOS! PRAIS GOD!
Me: So... he has a plan for what, exactly? To make the death of your mouse somehow help you? It looks like it helped that fuckin' snake...
Kelly Kristian: PRAIS THE LORD YOU NEED JESUS!
Me: Why are you yelling at me?
Kelly Kristian: I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU, PRAISE GOD
/Defriend J.C. Freak
There never has been and never will be intellignet conversation with this person. Lots of my friends are Christians and we can leave Christianity out of our relationship since I, you know, like Satan and all. They don't try to save me, I don't try to 'educate' them, everyone's happy. Bye.
Case Four
Boner El Stoner has invited you to Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner has answered an extremely personal and possibly inappropriate question about you!
Boner El Stoner needs your help gathering bat guano for his harvest in Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner is excited to inform you that his cow is having mutated twins in Happy Farm Land.
Boner El Stoner has hired some whores in Ghetto Gangsta Trashville and needs a pimp!
Boner El Stoner has invited you to Sardine Aquarium Hell.
Boner El Stoner has ordered his serfs to strip naked and run through briars until they like it in Mideval Mound of Magical Malarky.
Boner El Stoner has invited you to kick chickens in Happy Farm Land.
/Defriend Boner El Stoner
What the fuck, dude? Fine, play the games. I waste my time on games too and it's fun, but if all you're going to do is invite me to games and NOTHING ELSE then there is nothing in this relationship worth preserving. Bye.
Case, Last
Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
Me: Thanks! <3
Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
Punk McCreeper: It's March. Where are the pics?
Me: Huh?
Punk McCreeper: The pics you said you'd take in March. The ones of your tits.
Me: Wait, what???
Punk McCreeper: Don't deny it, it's right here:
>Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
>Me: Thanks! <3
>Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
>Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
Me: wtf is wrong with you? I was fucking kidding. See the "LOLOL"?
Punk McCreeper: I'm just reminding you of what you said. Are you going back on it?
Me: Back on WHAT? I said nothing about giving YOU tit pics. Ever.
Punk McCreeper: Don't deny it, it's right here:
>Punk McCreeper: Nice pics. You're really hot.
>Me: Thanks! <3
>Punk McCreeper: I wanna see more <3
>Me: Haha XD Maybe in like, March LOLOL
/Defriend Punk McCreeper
I like to post fun, provocative pictures of myself sometimes. It's FUN and I do it when I FEEL like it, not when you want me to. It's my body and I'll do what I want. You ain't entitled to shit. Bye.
I'm sure there are more things that will get me to defriend people, but it really takes a total jackass idiot to make me mad enough to not give them a second chance. So... don't be a jackass idiot lol
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